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A:
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小汪，你今天短信真多！是不是在追女孩子？
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Xiǎo Wāng, nǐ jīntiān duǎnxìn zhēn duō! shì bu shì zài zhuī nǚháizi?
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Xiao Wang, you've sure gotten a lot of texts today! Are you after a girl, or what?
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B:
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都是一些垃圾短信。烦死了！
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dōu shì yīxiē lājī duǎnxìn. fán sǐ le!
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They're all spam texts. It's such a pain!
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A:
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垃圾短信是挺讨厌的。有一次我还收到一条短信说，你女儿病了，马上给她打一千块钱。
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lājī duǎnxìn shì tǐng tǎoyàn de. yǒu yī cì wǒ hái shōudào yī tiáo duǎnxìn shuō, nǐ nǚ'ér bìng le, mǎshàng gěi tā dǎ yīqiān kuài qián.
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Spam texts are pretty annoying. One time I even got a text that said, "My daughter is sick. Hurry and send her 1,000 kuai."
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B:
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我妈也收到过。你猜我妈怎么做？
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wǒ mā yě shōudào guo. nǐ cāi wǒ mā zěnme zuò?
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My mom has gotten that one before. Guess what my mom did.
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A:
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怎么做啊？
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zěnme zuò a?
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What?
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B:
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我妈说，不好意思，你发错了。我只有儿子，没有女儿。
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wǒ mā shuō, bùhǎoyìsi, nǐ fā cuò le. wǒ zhǐ yǒu ér'zi, méiyǒu nǚ'ér.
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My mom said, "Sorry, you've got the wrong person. I only have a son. I don't have a daughter."
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A:
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哈哈！你妈太逗了！还给骗子回短信。
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hāhā! nǐ mā tài dòu le! hái gěi piànzi huí duǎnxìn.
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Hah-hah! Your mom's a riot! Texting back scammers.
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A:
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哟，又来了！快看看这条是谁发的？
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yō, yòu lái le! kuài kàn kan zhè tiáo shì shéi fā de?
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Ah, another one! Hurry up and check who sent it.
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B:
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哈哈！这条是我朋友发的，超搞笑！
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hāhā! zhè tiáo shì wǒ péngyou fā de, chāo gǎoxiào!
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Hah-hah! This one was sent by my friend. It's super funny!
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A:
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我也要看！快转发给我。
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wǒ yě yào kàn! kuài zhuǎnfā gěi wǒ.
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I want to see it! Forward it to me!
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