| A: | 喂，你好！ |
| wéi, nǐhǎo! |
| Hello? |
| B: | 你好！我是幸运神。我可以帮你实现你的新年愿望。 |
| nǐhǎo! wǒ shì xìngyùn shén. wǒ kěyǐ bāng nǐ shíxiàn nǐ de xīnnián yuànwàng. |
| Hello! I'm the 'god of good fortune'. I can make all of your New Year's wishes come true. |
| A: | 真的吗？ |
| zhēn de ma? |
| Really? |
| B: | 你要相信我。快告诉我你有什么愿望？ |
| nǐ yào xiāngxìn wǒ. kuài gàosu wǒ nǐ yǒu shénme yuànwàng? |
| Believe me. Now tell me. What wishes do you have? |
| A: | 我要赚很多很多钱。变成一个大帅哥。有很多漂亮的女孩子来找我。 |
| wǒ yào zhuàn hěn duō hěn duō qián. biànchéng yī ge dà shuàigē. yǒu hěn duō piàoliang de nǚháizi lái zhǎo wǒ. |
| I want tons of money, to become a super handsome guy and have lots of beautiful women pursue me. |
| B: | 想得美！ |
| xiǎngdeměi! |
| In your dreams! |
| A: | 喂，喂，我还没说完呢。 |
| wéi, wéi, wǒ hái méi shuō wán ne. |
| Hello, hello? I'm not finished talking. |
| C: | 喂！ |
| wéi! |
| Hello! |
| B: | 喂，你好。我是幸运神。我可以...... |
| wéi, nǐhǎo. wǒ shì xìngyùn shén. wǒ kěyǐ...... |
| Hello. I'm the 'god of good fortune'. I can... |
| C: | 你是谁？ |
| nǐ shì shéi? |
| You're who? |
| B: | 我是幸运神。 |
| wǒ shì xìngyùn shén. |
| I'm the 'god of good fortune'. |
| C: | 你疯了吧？你！ |
| nǐ fēng le ba? nǐ! |
| Are you crazy? You! |
| D: | 喂！你好！ |
| wéi! nǐhǎo! |
| Hello! Hello! |
| B: | 你好。我是幸运神。我可以帮你实现你的新年愿望。 |
| nǐhǎo. wǒ shì xìngyùn shén. wǒ kěyǐ bāng nǐ shíxiàn nǐ de xīnnián yuànwàng. |
| Hello. I'm the 'god of good fortune'. I can make all of your New Year's wishes come true. |
| D: | 什么愿望都行吗？ |
| shénme yuànwàng dōu xíng ma? |
| Any of my wishes, huh? |
| B: | 只要你能想到的，都能实现。 |
| zhǐyào nǐ néng xiǎngdào de, dōu néng shíxiàn. |
| If you can think of it, I can make it come true. |
| D: | 我要董小毛请我吃饭。 |
| wǒ yào Dǒng Xiǎomáo qǐng wǒ chīfàn. |
| I want Dong Xiaomao to buy me dinner. |
| B: | 啊？ |
| ǎ? |
| Huh? |
| D: | 哈哈哈，你就是董小毛吧？ |
| hā hā hā, nǐ jiùshì Dǒng Xiǎomáo ba? |
| Hahaha, you are Dong Xiaomao, right? |
| B: | 你怎么知道是我？ |
| nǐ zěnme zhīdào shì wǒ? |
| How did you know it was me? |
| D: | 我早就听出你的声音了。 |
| wǒ zǎo jiù tīngchū nǐ de shēngyīn le. |
| I could tell from your voice right away. |
| B: | 好吧！我明天请你吃饭！ |
| hǎo ba! wǒ míngtiān qǐng nǐ chī fàn! |
| Okay! Tomorrow I'll buy you dinner! |