| A | 这......这是在哪儿啊？ |
| zhè......zhè shì zài nǎr a? |
| Wh..where are we? |
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| B | 嘿嘿，还认识我吗？ |
| hēihēi, hái rènshi wǒ ma? |
| Ha-ha, do you still recognize me? |
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| A | 啊！是龙哥！你......你想干什么？ |
| à! shì Lóng Gē! nǐ......nǐ xiǎng gàn shénme? |
| Oh! LongGe! Wha--what are you doing? |
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| B | 哼，今天我得给你点儿颜色看看。 |
| hēng, jīntiān wǒ děi gěi nǐ diǎnr yánsè kànkan. |
| Hmph, today I have to let you know who's boss. |
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| A | 啊？！不要……不要啊！ |
| à? ! bù yào......bù yào a! |
| Agh? Don't, don't! |
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| B | 少废话！今天就先砍你一个手指，你自己选个吧！大熊，过来！ |
| shǎo fèihuà! jīntiān jiù xiān kǎn nǐ yī ge shǒuzhǐ, nǐ zìjǐ xuǎn ge ba! Dàxióng, guòlai! |
| Stop jabbering! We're going to cut off one of your fingers today. You choose! Come on over, Big Bear! |
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| C | 大拇指？ |
| dàmǔzhǐ? |
| Your thumb? |
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| A | 不行！大拇指最有劲儿！ |
| bùxíng! dàmǔzhǐ zuì yǒujìnr! |
| No way! The thumb is strong! |
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| C | 那食指？ |
| nà shízhǐ? |
| Then what about your index finger? |
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| A | 食指我要用来指路！ |
| shízhǐ wǒ yào yònglái zhǐlù! |
| I need the index finger to give directions! |
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| C | 中指吧！ |
| zhōngzhǐ ba! |
| How about your middle finger!? |
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| A | 不不，中指要用来骂人！ |
| bù bù, zhōngzhǐ yào yònglái màrén! |
| No, no! I need that to flip people off! |
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| C | 那只剩下无名指和小拇指了！ |
| nà zhǐ shèngxià wúmíngzhǐ hé xiǎomǔzhǐ le! |
| Then all that's left are the ring finger and the pinky! |
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| A | 无名指我要戴结婚戒指！小拇指我要用来挠痒痒。 |
| wúmíngzhǐ wǒ yào dài jiéhūn jièzhi! xiǎomǔzhǐ wǒ yào yònglái náo yǎngyang. |
| I'm saving the ring finger for my wedding ring. I use my pinky finger to scratch itches. |
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| B | 听明白了！你是五个手指都不想要了！ |
| tīng míngbai le! nǐ shì wǔ ge shǒuzhǐ dōu bù xiǎng yào le! |
| I get it now. You don't want any of your fingers! |
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