| A | 别睡了，越睡越胖，更找不到女朋友了！ |
| bié shuì le, yuè shuì yuè pàng, gèng zhǎo budào nǚpéngyou le! |
| Don't sleep any more! The more you sleep, the fatter you'll get, and you'll be even less able to get a girlfriend! |
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| B | 好，那你说做什么？ |
| hǎo, nà nǐ shuō zuò shénme? |
| OK, what do you think I should do, then? |
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| A | 快起来看美眉的征婚广告！这个不错！ |
| kuài qǐlai kàn měiméi de zhēnghūn guǎnggào! zhè ge bùcuò! |
| Quick, get up and look at the personal ads on MM. This one's good! |
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| B | 哦？读一下。 |
| ǒ? dú yīxià. |
| Huh? Read it aloud. |
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| A | 大大的眼睛，白白的皮肤，长长的头发，温柔善良，会做家务…… |
| dàdà de yǎnjing, báibái de pífū, chángcháng de tóufa, wēnróu shànliáng, huì zuò jiāwù...... |
| "Big eyes, white skin, long hair, warm and kind, can do housework..." |
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| B | 哇，她就是我的梦中情人！有照片吗？ |
| wā, tā jiùshì wǒ de mèngzhōngqíngrén! yǒu zhàopiàn ma? |
| Oh, she's the woman of my dreams! Is there a photo? |
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| A | 等等，在这里！你看，身材多辣！ |
| děng deng, zài zhèli! nǐ kàn, shēncái duō là! |
| Wait a second. Here it is! Look, she's got such a hot figure! |
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| B | 嗯！电话多少？我要赶快行动！ |
| ng4! diànhuà duōshǎo? wǒ yào gǎnkuài xíngdòng! |
| Oh! What's her phone number? I'm gonna hurry up and get going! |
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| A | 别急，看看她有什么要求。身高一米八…… |
| bié jí, kànkan tā yǒu shénme yāoqiú. shēngāo yīmǐbā...... |
| Don't rush. Have a look at what she wants: 1.8 meters tall... |
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| B | 年薪百万，有房有车…..哎，没戏了。 |
| niánxīn bǎiwàn, yǒu fáng yǒu chē.....ài, méixì le. |
| An income of a million a year, must have a house and a car, agh, it's hopeless. |
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| A | 别呀，还有很多美女呢！ |
| bié yā, hái yǒu hěn duō měinǚ ne! |
| Don't be this way! There are still a lot of beautiful women! |
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