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别睡了，越睡越胖，更找不到女朋友了！
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bié shuì le, yuè shuì yuè pàng, gèng zhǎo budào nǚpéngyou le!
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Don't sleep any more! The more you sleep, the fatter you'll get, and you'll be even less able to get a girlfriend!
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B
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好，那你说做什么？
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hǎo, nà nǐ shuō zuò shénme?
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OK, what do you think I should do, then?
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快起来看美眉的征婚广告！这个不错！
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kuài qǐlai kàn měiméi de zhēnghūn guǎnggào! zhè ge bùcuò!
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Quick, get up and look at the personal ads on MM. This one's good!
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B
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哦？读一下。
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ǒ? dú yīxià.
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Huh? Read it aloud.
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大大的眼睛，白白的皮肤，长长的头发，温柔善良，会做家务……
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dàdà de yǎnjing, báibái de pífū, chángcháng de tóufa, wēnróu shànliáng, huì zuò jiāwù......
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"Big eyes, white skin, long hair, warm and kind, can do housework..."
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B
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哇，她就是我的梦中情人！有照片吗？
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wā, tā jiùshì wǒ de mèngzhōngqíngrén! yǒu zhàopiàn ma?
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Oh, she's the woman of my dreams! Is there a photo?
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等等，在这里！你看，身材多辣！
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děng deng, zài zhèli! nǐ kàn, shēncái duō là!
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Wait a second. Here it is! Look, she's got such a hot figure!
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B
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嗯！电话多少？我要赶快行动！
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ng4! diànhuà duōshǎo? wǒ yào gǎnkuài xíngdòng!
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Oh! What's her phone number? I'm gonna hurry up and get going!
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别急，看看她有什么要求。身高一米八……
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bié jí, kànkan tā yǒu shénme yāoqiú. shēngāo yīmǐbā......
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Don't rush. Have a look at what she wants: 1.8 meters tall...
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B
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年薪百万，有房有车…..哎，没戏了。
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niánxīn bǎiwàn, yǒu fáng yǒu chē.....ài, méixì le.
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An income of a million a year, must have a house and a car, agh, it's hopeless.
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别呀，还有很多美女呢！
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bié yā, hái yǒu hěn duō měinǚ ne!
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Don't be this way! There are still a lot of beautiful women!
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