Intermediate - Parking Lot Rage (C0506)

你会不会开车？倒了半天都进不去。
nǐ huì bu huì kāichē ？dào le bàntiān dōu jìn bu qù 。
Can you drive a car or not? You've been backing up for half the day and still can't get in.

你才不会开呢。跟得这么紧，我怎么倒车？
nǐ cái bùhuì kāi ne 。gēn de zhème jǐn ，wǒ zěnme dàochē ？
It's you who can't drive. With you following me so close, how can I back up?

滑稽不滑稽？马路又不是你的。自己水平臭还怪起别人来了？不会开就不要出来丢人。
huáji bù huáji ？mǎlù yòu bù shì nǐ de 。zìjǐ shuǐpíng chòu hái guài qǐ biérén lái le ？bùhuì kāi jiù bùyào chūlai diūrén 。
Isn't that hilarious? You don't own the road. Your own skills stink, and you start blaming other people? If you can't drive then you shouldn't come out and embarrass yourself.

喂，我开我的车，关你屁事！
wèi ，wǒ kāi wǒ de chē ，guān nǐ pìshì ！
Hey, I'll drive my car. You mind your own business!

你浪费我的时间，当然关我的事。
nǐ làngfèi wǒ de shíjiān ，dāngrán guān wǒ de shì 。
If you waste my time, of course it's my business.

你算老几？有什么重要的事？赶着去投胎？
nǐ suàn lǎojǐ ？yǒu shénme zhòngyào de shì ？gǎn zhe qù tóutāi ？
Who do you think you are? What do you have to do that's so important? In a big hurry to be reincarnated?

好，老子看你今天是来找打的。今天不教训你我就不姓王。
hǎo ，lǎozi kàn nǐ jīntiān shì lái zhǎo dǎ de 。jīntiān bù jiàoxun nǐ wǒ jiù bù xìng Wáng 。
All right pal, I see today you're cruisin' for a bruisin'. I'll teach you a lesson today, or my name isn't Wang.

谁不知道你姓王，王八的王。
shéi bù zhīdào nǐ xìng Wáng ，wángba de Wáng 。
Everyone knows your name is Wang, Wang the jerk.

[打架的声音]
[dǎjià de shēngyīn ]
[sound of a fight]

Vocabulary

半天	bàntiān	half of the day; a long time
倒车	dàochē	to back up a car
滑稽	huáji	funny, amusing
臭	chòu	stinking, foul; lame, bad, inferior
丢人	diūrén	to embarrass; to lose face
关你屁事	guān nǐ pìshì	mind your own business
浪费	làngfèi	to waste
算老几	suàn lǎojǐ	who do you think you are
投胎	tóutāi	to be reincarnated
教训	jiàoxun	to teach a lesson; to lecture
王八	wángba	jerk
骂人	màrén	to curse (at people); to scold
吵架	chǎojià	to argue
打架	dǎjià	to fight
找茬	zhǎochá	to pick a fight
惹事	rěshì	to cause trouble
算帐	suànzhàng	to get even with somebody
评理	pínglǐ	to have it out
讲道理	jiǎng dàoli	to speak reasonably