Intermediate - Parking Lot Rage (C0506)

你才不会开呢。跟得这么紧，我怎么倒车？
nǐ cái bùhuì kāi ne 。gēn de zhème jǐn ，wǒ zěnme dàochē ？
It's you who can't drive. With you following me so close, how can I back up?

滑稽不滑稽？马路又不是你的。自己水平臭还怪起别人来了？不会开就不要出来丢人。
huáji bù huáji ？mǎlù yòu bù shì nǐ de 。zìjǐ shuǐpíng chòu hái guài qǐ biérén lái le ？bùhuì kāi jiù bùyào chūlai diūrén 。
Isn't that hilarious? You don't own the road. Your own skills stink, and you start blaming other people? If you can't drive then you shouldn't come out and embarrass yourself.

喂，我开我的车，关你屁事！
wèi ，wǒ kāi wǒ de chē ，guān nǐ pìshì ！
Hey, I'll drive my car. You mind your own business!

你浪费我的时间，当然关我的事。
nǐ làngfèi wǒ de shíjiān ，dāngrán guān wǒ de shì 。
If you waste my time, of course it's my business.

你算老几？有什么重要的事？赶着去投胎？
nǐ suàn lǎojǐ ？yǒu shénme zhòngyào de shì ？gǎn zhe qù tóutāi ？
Who do you think you are? What do you have to do that's so important? In a big hurry to be reincarnated?

好，老子看你今天是来找打的。今天不教训你我就不姓王。
hǎo ，lǎozi kàn nǐ jīntiān shì lái zhǎo dǎ de 。jīntiān bù jiàoxun nǐ wǒ jiù bù xìng Wáng 。
All right pal, I see today you're cruisin' for a bruisin'. I'll teach you a lesson today, or my name isn't Wang.

谁不知道你姓王，王八的王。
shéi bù zhīdào nǐ xìng Wáng ，wángba de Wáng 。
Everyone knows your name is Wang, Wang the jerk.

[打架的声音]
[dǎjià de shēngyīn ]
[sound of a fight]

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