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A:
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胖子，醒醒！
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pàngzi, xǐng xing!
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Fatty, wake up!
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B:
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嗯，喝，再来一个！
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ng4, hē, zài lái yī gè!
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Mmm, drink! Bring me another!
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A:
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喝什么喝，你都喝醉了！客户已经走了。
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hē shénme hē, nǐ dōu hēzuì le! kèhù yǐjīng zǒu le.
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What do you mean ”drink“? You're totally drunk! The client already left.
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B:
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我，我开车。
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wǒ, wǒ kāichē.
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I, I'll drive.
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A:
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开什么开，你想酒驾啊？想让警察把你抓进去？
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kāi shénme kāi, nǐ xiǎng jiǔjià a? xiǎng ràng jǐngchá bǎ nǐ zhuājìnqù?
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What do you mean “drive”? You want to drive drunk? Do you want the police to arrest?
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B:
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喝，喝。
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hē, hē.
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Drink, drink.
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A:
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你家在哪里，我帮你叫个代驾。
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nǐ jiā zài nǎlǐ, wǒ bāng nǐ jiào gè dàijià.
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Where is your house? I'll help you call a designated driver.
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C:
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代驾安全吗？会不会看胖子喝醉了，趁机抢劫？
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dàijià ānquán ma? huì bu huì kàn pàngzi hēzuì le, chènjī qiǎngjié?
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Are those designated drivers safe? Will they see how drunk fatty is and take advantage of him and rob him?
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A:
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不会的，又不是找“黑代驾”。我有张名片，是正规的代驾公司，以前也叫过。
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bùhuì de, yòu bù shì zhǎo" hēi dàijià”. wǒ yǒu zhāng míngpiàn, shì zhèngguī de dàijià gōngsī, yǐqián yě jiào guo.
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No way. I'm not looking for an unlicensed designated driver. I have a business card. It's a legit designated driver company. I've called them before.
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C:
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好。胖子，胖子！你家住哪儿，车钥匙呢？
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hǎo. pàngzi, pàngzi! nǐ jiā zhù nǎr, chē yàoshi ne?
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Okay. Fatty, Fatty! Where do you live? Where are your car keys?
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A:
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这个死胖子！酒量不行还这么爱喝。哎，谁的手机？
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zhè gè sǐ pàngzi! jiǔliàng bùxíng hái zhème ài hē. āi, shéi de shǒujī?
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Damned Fatty! He's got no tolerance and he still loves to drink. Hey, whose phone is this?
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C:
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胖子的。胖子，你老婆来电话了！
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pàngzi de. pàngzi, nǐ lǎopó lái diànhuà le!
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It's Fatty's. Fatty, your wife is calling you!
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B:
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喂，老婆，我马上回去！没醉没醉！好，挂了。小张小云，代驾司机到了吗？
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wéi, lǎopó, wǒ mǎshàng huíqu! méi zuì méi zuì! hǎo, guà le. Xiǎo Zhāng Xiǎoyún, dàijià sījī dào le ma?
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Hello, honey. I'll be back soon. I'm not drunk! I'm not drunk! Okay, bye. Xiao Zhang! Xiao Yun! Is the designated driver here?
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