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A:
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渴死了，我先喝杯水。
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kě sǐle, wǒ xiān hē bēi shuǐ.
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I'm so thirsty. I've got to drink a glass of water.
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B:
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少喝点儿吧，现在的水都是死猪的洗澡水。
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shǎo hē diǎnr ba, xiànzài de shuǐ dōu shì sǐ zhū de xǐzǎo shuǐ.
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Don't drink so much! The water these days is bathwater for dead pigs.
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A:
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没事儿，专家说了，黄浦江里的猪是冻死的。
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méishìr, zhuānjiā shuō le, Huángpǔ Jiāng lǐ de zhū shì dòng sǐ de.
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Don't worry about it. Experts have said that the pigs in the Huangpu River all froze to death.
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B:
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好吧！是冻死的，不是病死的。放心喝吧。
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hǎoba! shì dòng sǐ de, bùshì bìng sǐ de. fàngxīn hē ba.
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Okay. They froze to death. They didn't die from disease. Relax and drink!
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C:
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不是喝水，是喝肉汤！免费肉汤！很有营养！
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bùshì hē shuǐ, shì hē ròutāng! miǎnfèi ròutāng! hěn yǒuyíngyǎng!
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It's not drinking water; it's drinking pork soup! Free pork soup! It's very nutritious!
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A:
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咦，恶心死了！
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yí, ěxīn sǐ le!
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Ew, that's disgusting!
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B:
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是鱼汤！来，给你们看张图片。喏，黄浦江鱼！
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shì yútāng! lái, gěi nǐmen kàn zhāng túpiàn. nuó, Huángpǔ Jiāng yú!
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It's fish soup! Here, have a look at this picture. Check it! A Huangpu River fish!
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A:
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哈哈，猪头，鱼身！谁PS的，真有才！
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hāhā, zhū tóu, yú shēn! shéi PS de, zhēn yǒucái!
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Haha. A pig's head and a fish's body! Whoever photoshopped this is really talented!
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B:
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哎，还有黄浦江蛋糕。
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ái, háiyǒu Huángpǔ Jiāng dàngāo.
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Here, there's also a Huangpu River cake!
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C:
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哈哈，小猪游泳蛋糕！
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hāhā, xiǎo zhū yóuyǒng dàngāo!
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Haha! It's a cake of little piggies swimming!
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B:
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不知道哪个店卖啊，我们去买一个。
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bù zhīdào nǎge diàn mài a, wǒmen qù mǎi yī gè.
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I don't know what store sells it. Let's go buy one.
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A:
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你们别恶搞了。中午吃什么？
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nǐmen bié ègǎo le. zhōngwǔ chī shénme?
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Stop joking around. What are you all eating for lunch?
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C:
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吃啥都可以，别吃猪排就行了！
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chī shá dōu kěyǐ, bié chī zhūpái jiù xíng le!
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I can eat anything. As long as I don't eat pork chops, I'll be okay.
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