Dirty Chinese Hello -------------- 你好 Hi 哎 Hey 吃了吗 Have you eaten yet? 我拉肚子 I’ve got diarrhea. 你还拉肚子 Have you still got diarrhea? 干嘛去 ’Bout ya? 怎么样 What’s up? 干啥 Whaddup? Slightly rural-sounding; can also mean “WTF?” 怎么样阿 How’s it goin’? 怎么弄得 How’s it hangin’? Literally, “How’ve you been ‘doing’ it?” 最近怎么样？ How’ve you been lately? --------------- 早上好/晚上好 Good morning / Good evening. 早 Mornin’ 晚上好阿 Evenin’! 晚安 Night night. --------------- 好久不见 Long time no see 最近还可以把？ Been good? 老样子 Same as ever. 你还是这么胖！ You’re still as fat as ever! 你还是这么痴！ Just as retarded as ever! 嘿，哥儿们！ Hey, guys! 再见 Goodbye 拜拜 Bye-bye. 下次见 See ya next time. 我走了 I’m off. 回头见 See you ’round. 喂 Hey! 过来一下儿 Come here a sec. 我有话跟你说 I want to have a word with you. ------------------ 我 Me 我自己 I myself 我本人 Speaking personally, I... 现在兽交在上海越来越流行，不过我本人还没 Bestiality is getting more and more popular in Shanghai these days, but I haven’t got the taste for it myself. ------------------ 对不起 Sorry 不好意思 My bad. 真抱歉 I do apologize. 搞错了 A mistake. 没事儿吧 You’re cool? 哎哟 Oops. (Or “Uh-oh.”) 让一下 Coming through! 过一下 ’Scuse me! 劳驾嘞 Beg pardon! 你真倒霉 You’re so unlucky! (expressing sympathy) 都怪我 It’s all my fault. 真可惜 What a pity. 你真可怜 You poor thing. 小心点儿 Watch it! (When it’s someone else’s fault.) 你看着点儿 Watch where you’re going! (When someone bumps into you.) 小心 Look out! Please ------------- 请 Please 有时间。。。 When you get the chance... 给我打电话 give me a call. 可不可以 Could you... 借我一百块 lend me 100 bucks? 帮我拿点儿纸过来 help get me some toilet paper? 帮我抓抓痒？ help me scratch this itch? 可以告诉我你的名字吗？可以吗？ Could you give me your name? Could you? INTRODUCING YOURSELF ------------------- 5. HORNY CHINESE 性感中文 肏 Fuck 我想吃你的豆腐 I’d like to eat your “tofu.” This is a common expression for “I would like to sexually harass you a bit.” 哎，咱们回去 Let’s go back to mine and... 要不然我 Do you wanna... 你老实要... All you ever want to do is... 我们。。。吧 Let’s... 肏爽一点 do some serious fucking 炒饭 get busy. Literally, “to fry rice.” 大炮 bang 干 do it 日 hump 插 to thrust. Literally, “to insert.” 云雨 “Clouds and rain” (a traditional euphemism for sex) 房事 “Bedroom matters” (a more current euphemism) 见红 Popping the cherry. Literally, “seeing red.” 碰红 Popping the cherry. In some rural dialects. 春宵 Midnight tryst 太丢脸了 This is soooo embarrassing! Especially useful if you are too drunk to fuck. 白白滑滑 All smooth 早泄 Premature ejaculation 阳痿 Impotent Penis 阳物 ------------ 这个坏叔叔怎么模了你呢？ Where did the nasty man touch you? 模我的 Touch my... 舔我的 Lick my... 抽我的 Spank my... 可以模你的。。。吗？ Can I touch your... 鸡巴 cock 驴鸡巴 donkey dick 老二 second-in-command 屌 dick 小弟弟 wiener 鸡勾子 pecker 鸡鸡 willy 锤子 schlong (hammer) 家伙 tool Pussy 屄 ------ 玉门 The Jade Gate. This is an old-fashioned, literary term. 肏个痛快 GET YOUR FUCK ON 你发春了 I’m getting horny. 好的，军备被肏了？ All right then, prepare to get fucked! 你的屌太硬了，我想吸？ Your cock’s so hard, I wanna suck it ! 屄毛浓密 Hairy pussy 白虎星 Shaved pussy 受不了了，快肏我？ I can’t take it anymore, hurry up and fuck me! 我要把你的屄肏烂 I’m gonna fuck you till it hurts. / I’ll fuck your pussy raw. 我要把你肏死 I’m going to fuck you to death! 我要吞下去 I want to drink it! 好痛 That hurts! 太爽了 That feels really good. 太死了 That’s too fucking good! 你好湿了 You’re so wet. 阴蒂 Clitoris. Literally, “vagina stalk.” 臊豆子 Clit. Literally, “urine-stinking bean.” G点 G-spot 肉瓣 Pussy lips (labia). Literally, “meat petals.” (classical pornography) 阴唇 Pussy lips 阴毛 Pubes 爱液 Love juice 屄水 Pussy Juice Tits ------ 大波 秘密 Titties 胸 Bosom 奶子 Teats 波波 Boobies 飞机场 Flat-chested 水蜜桃 Bitties (little tittes) 满头 Cupcakes. Literally, “steamed buns.” 巨无霸 Big Macs 波霸 Jugs 乳头 Nipples 乳沟 Milk trenches 隆乳/隆胸 To get breast implants Ass 菊花 --------- 屁股 Anus. Literally, “chrysanthemum.” 屁眼儿 Butt-hole. Literally, “butt eye.” 后庭 Back-door (sexual reference only) 爆菊花 Ass fuck. Literally, “to explode the chrysanthemum.” 肏屁眼儿 Butt fuck 会阴 Perineum