| Tech guy: | Hello, thanks for calling 123TechHelp, I’m Todd. How can I help you? |
| Client: | Hello? Can you help me? My computer! Oh man... |
| Todd: | It’s okay sir, calm down. What happened? |
| Client: | I turned on my laptop and it broke! I mean, the monitor went black! |
| Todd: | Ok, sir, it sounds like you might have a virus. |
| Client: | I don’t feel sick,...let me check... Nope! No fever, I’m fine. |
| Todd: | No, your computer might have a virus, I mean, it has a bad program on it. Maybe that’s why it crashed. I recommend that you run an antivirus program in order to safely remove any unwanted spyware or Trojans. |
| Client: | Phew! ……Wait a minute, CRASH??!! Spyware? Trojans! What? where? when?! |
| oh man | to express emotion or feeling, like God, Jesus | |
| calm down | become quiet or calm, relax | |
| laptop | a small computer which is easily carried | |
| I mean | to express ones own opinion, meaning | |
| monitor | an electronic display that shows images | |
| virus | a program designed to harm a computer | |
| nope | no (informal) | |
| program | a set of instructions to perform | |
| crash | stop working or functioning properly | |
| antivirus | a program designed to identify and remove computer viruses | |
| run | to work or be in operation | |
| spyware | software that secretly gathers information |
| Hotline | A telephone line that gives quick and direct access to a source of information or help | |
| Phisihing | To request confidential information over the Internet under false pretenses in order to fraudulently obtain credit card numbers, passwords, or other personal data | |
| Crack | To break open or into something such as a safe or a computer system | |
| Format | To divide (a disk) into marked sectors so that it may store data. | |
| Hardware | A computer and the associated physical equipment directly involved in the performance of data-processing or communications functions. |