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A:
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Excuse me, waiter? Waiter!
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B:
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Yes, sir? What can I do for you?
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A:
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I've been sitting here for the past twenty minutes and no one has offered me a glass of water, brought any bread to the table and our appetizers haven't been served yet! You know, in this kind of establishment, I'd expect much better service.
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B:
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I am sorry, sir. I'll check on your order right away.
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C:
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Relax honey, the place is busy tonight, but I've heard the food is amazing. Anyway...
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B:
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Here you are, sir. The foie gras for the lady, and a mushroom soup for you.
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A:
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Waiter, I ordered a cream of mushroom soup with asparagus. This soup is obviously too runny, and it's over-seasoned. It's completely inedible!
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B:
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Okay, I do apologize for that. Can I bring you another soup, or would you like to order something else?
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A:
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Take this foie gras back as well, it's rubbery and completely overcooked. And look at the portion size! How can you charge twenty-five dollars for a sliver of duck liver?
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B:
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Right away... sir.
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C:
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Honey come on! The foie gras was fine, why are you making such a big deal? Are you trying to get our meal comped again?
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A:
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What do you mean? We are paying for this. If I'm shelling out my hard earned bucks, I expect value for money!
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B:
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Here you are, sir. I hope it is alright now. The chef has prepared it specially for you.
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A:
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Yes, fine.
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C:
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Honey, are you alright?
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