The Office - Groundbreaking Research (0068)

A: We've been over this a thousand times. The data is irrefutable! Look, we've done extensive research, built studies, and read the literature, and there is conclusive evidence to support my theory!
B: Horowitz, I beg to differ. Even in your most recent study, the investigative approach was flawed! You know as well as I do that the collection of data was not systematic, and there is a large margin of error. To draw a definitive conclusion based on that data would be misleading
A: That is preposterous!
B: You are trying to single-handedly solve one of the world's greatest mysteries, and yet you are oblivious to the fact that you are wrong!
A: I am not wrong! The chicken came first!
B: No! The egg came first!

Key Vocabulary

definitive conclusion phrase a final judgment that is not able to be changed; that is final
single-handedly Adjective do something on your own, without help
investigative approach phrase way of looking for information
flawed Adjective having errors or mistake
preposterous Adjective crazy, foolish, or silly
oblivious to phrase unaware or don't know
extensive research phrase very full and complete study to find information
systematic Adjective using a careful system or method
irrefutable Adjective correct; not able to be proved wrong

Supplementary Vocabulary

associated with phrase linked or connected with
circumstantial evidence phrase a collection of facts that implies or suggests something to be true, but does not prove it
indicate verb show something to be true
a compelling case phrase an argument that is capable of making people believe that point of view
determine verb find out if something is true